Making Crypto Yuge Again: A VoteSHIBA Whitepaper
Introduction
VoteSHIBA is not just a token, it's a movement. We're going to make crypto great again. It's going to be paw-some, paw-sitive, and fur-ocious. We're changing the game with our paw-litics, and it's going to be total pawndemonium. Get on board, or get left behind. We're making history here. It's going to be yuge!
Phase 1 - Launch Paw-litical Campaign
- What’s up Dog?
We're not just scratching on doors, we're biting them down! VoteSHIBA is entering the presidential ballot with a bark. Time to make Crypto YUGE again! - Butt Sniffing
Time for a trip to the local dog park,sniff some butts and make friends to get this presidential campaign off to a running start! - Look at the stick. See the stick? Go get the stick!
Become King of the Dog Park and Hit Paw-nding Curve on Pumpfun
Phase 2 - Who Let the Dogs Out
- Change Pup-culture and Become Fetch-ionistas
Time to dress up our favorite pupper! Memes, stickers, merch, you name it. Time to bring a new wave of Pup-Culture. - Become a Pup-Star
Gotta Strict-list our Pup-star and show up tail-wagging to our best supporters. Time to shine in front of the Pup-parazzi. - Hot-Dog Time
Sun out, Tongue out. It’s a hot day burning tokens. It’s a sign of a good day coming. - Gather Pup-arazzi for Billboard
Time to take the dog out for a walk! Sniff and lick around, make ourselves known! Shake some paws, share some waterbowls. Let’s show the world we mean doggy business starting with plastering ourselves all over NYC with the biggest, most conspicuous billboard.
Phase 3 - Dog bone-anza
- Time to Take off the Leash
Folks, it's time to climb up the podium and show these presidential candidates who’s top dog. We’re going to unleash our inner woof, and let me tell you, these other guys? They’re all bark, no bite. It’s going to be a dogfight starting with Sleepy Doge, but we’re going to win, and win big. - Bone Voyage to All The Other Puppers
Time to bark goodbye to all the other candidates . Time to put leashes on all of them and VoteSHIBA will take them out for walks. Maybe.We're going to smash this presidential race and make Crypto yuge again! - Bark Mitzvah
When we win, and we will win, we're throwing the biggest Bark Mitzvah you've ever seen. The community will meet up to have the biggest Bark-B-Que coupled with covfefe and some lick-quor. It's going to be fabulous, a celebration of our yuge victory. The type of pawty everyone’s going to talk about folks.